Morgan claims Madonna’s charity work in impoverished Malawi is nothing more than a charity stunt, saying: ‘I feel uncomfortable sometimes about the motives of celebrities and some charity work I see going on.’
‘I regard anything Madonna does with deep cynicism. There are people out there who literally view charitable work from what I can see as a fashion accessory,’ he told Recognise magazine.
Boasting of his advice about Cole’s marriage, Morgan gloats, ‘Her only failing recently has been to marry Ashley Cole, which any Arsenal fan could have told you.’
Teasing the Girls Aloud star further, the former paper editor says, ‘I kept warning her about him saying he’s not the guy for you Cheryl, you should be with someone more six foot one called Piers.’
But in an unwanted reminder he says Chez is doing a decent job of her fame.
‘I think the way that Cheryl Cole has rebuilt her life since the toilet attendant incident and become one of the biggest stars in the country and the way she’s changed the way she behaves is a great credit to her’, he says.
Oh shut up you smug piece of shit.