Oh Cheryl! How could you? Hot-pants and heels? I’m surprised the fashion police didn’t arrest you on the spot.
The image-conscious songbird was photographed at the Cannes Film Festival today, in a striped, lace-sleeve top, by Maje, with denim cut-offs and clumpy, round-toe platforms, by Charlotte Olympia, with a big white Miu Miu handbag.
Separately, the pieces worked. But worn together, the effect was a bit Britney on a bad day.
The pretty popster has been hailed as a style icon for twentysomethings. But recently she appears to have been losing the plot. First we had to endure the hideous slashed trousers, not once, but twice – military style, and then camouflage. Then came the unflattering, natural-tone leotard with naked-look tights.
Now this. At least Cheryl could have trimmed the rear pockets, so they weren’t dangling down the back of her thighs.
She should take a tip from Victoria Beckham, who has learnt there are times when heels just don’t rock.
Can we suggest a trip along the coast to Rondini for a pair of “sandales Tropeziennes”, the most fabulous flats on Planet Fashion?
LMFAO, shut the fuck up.