Don’t expect the Lostprophets to be touring with Girls Aloud any time soon.
The Welsh rockers said the size of Cheryl Cole’s entourage stopped them from bringing family to the Big Weekend.
They quoted Radio 1 telling them they couldn’t have any VIP tickets because “Cheryl Cole”s got all her friends and family coming”.
They added: “They don’t want common folk asking for autographs. I wouldn’t be starstruck meeting Cheryl. Sheryl Crow, maybe.” Miaow.
Want tix? Gotta grab em fast. Then again, being irrelevant now doesn’t help, don’t get jealous of our Chez.