The most anticipated new TV series of 2011 really kicked off on Sunday as the four X Factor judges — Simon Cowell, singer Cheryl Cole, record-label exec L.A. Reid, and, yes, Paula Abdul – gathered to audition wannabe superstars in downtown Los Angeles.
Before the judges stepped onto the stage of the Galen Center on the campus of the University of Southern California, the show’s hosts, former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and British TV personality Steve Jones, introduced themselves to the audience. “You’re all probably wondering, Who the hell is this douche?” said the self-deprecating Jones, while Scherzinger danced around him. “Steve’s actually a great singer,” Scherzinger said. “You wanna hear him?” The crowd cheered him on, at which point he offered to croon…”Back for Good” by the British group Take That. (Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge Take That fan, but I think I could have counted on one hand the people there who had any idea of what he was talking about.)
Unfortunately, it was then time for the judges to take the stage, so we didn’t get to hear Jones’ musical chops. “You are going to be our fifth judge,” Cowell told the crowd. “You’re here to tell us who you like, who you don’t like. You can certainly be as badly behaved as you want, actually.” He then passed the mic to Reid, who introduced himself by saying, “To be clear, I’m not the Randy of the panel. I don’t say ‘dawg,’ but I do judge talent honestly. I’m brutally honest. And I may not even agree with what you guys think.” He then added with a smile: “I’ve had more success at it than you.” (That was a very interesting foreshadowing of a battle Reid would soon have with the audience. But more on that in a bit.)
It was then Abdul’s turn. “I’m thrilled that you invited me back,” she said to Cowell. “It’s a blessing to be part of this. And I couldn’t be more thrilled to have someone on the panel here also who has experienced what it’s like to sit next to him… Miss Cheryl Cole.” The charming Cole then made her first statement to the audience: “I’m going to love getting to know America, and I hope you like to get to know me too. You might have to bear with the accent just a little bit, but I’m sure you’ll get used to it.”
Read on for more, but seriously, why is she SO cute? America is loving her! And audition audiences were tweeting about how much they find Cheryl charming, and nobod had a problem understanding her accent.
From a nuts and bolts standpoint, The X Factor looks kind of like American Idol, except with Pepsi cups on the table. But one of the biggest differences was apparent the minute the first contestants hit the stage. The first act to audition was a duo (though not a very good one), comprised of two twentysomething male friends. Reid was fairly tough right off the bat: “It looked like you guys were having a good time,” he said of their rendition of TLC’s “Waterfalls,” “but I’m not sure you’re cut out for the big time.”
The talent didn’t look too promising from there. None of the first six acts (four individuals and two duos) made it through to the next round. The first solo singer, a 52-year-old mom who butchered “Wind Beneath My Wings,” earned so many boos from the audience members (many of whom started singing “Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye”) that the show’s audience warm-up guy had to say, “We’re going to try and steer away from the negativity” and ask them not to boo the contestants.
But the real drama surrounded the eighth contestant, a 35-year-old rapper/singer named Gina Renee. After she performed a Jessie J-esque rap original called “Cluck Cluck,” the instant crowd favorite got a no vote from Cowell and yeses from Abdul and Cole, leaving her fate in Reid’s hands. The mogul voted no, leading to loud boos from the audience. After Renee left the stage, crowd members chanted “Bring her back!” at which point producers had her walk back on the stage. The judges told her she had 30 seconds to perform something else. Her second number was stronger, and led to an even more enthusiastic response from the crowd (who were clearly taking Cowell’s “fifth judge” edict seriously). Said a defiant Reid to Renee: “I’m changing my no vote, not because of them, but because of you.” The fact remains, however, that had the crowd not demanded she get a second chance, she wouldn’t have made it to the next round.
In all, three of the first 10 acts were given the thumbs-up from the judges. Besides Renee, the other two were groups: a trio of brothers from Northern California called Best Kept Secret who performed Bob Marley’s “No Woman No Cry” a cappella, and a family fivesome of 12-to-14 year olds who called themselves Static Express and did a strident cover of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance.” Abdul and Cole were certainly the kinder mentors, while it’s looking like it could be a battle between Cowell and Reid for the title of X Factor‘s harshest judge.